![]() We are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. “You think that’s bad? In college, I passed out at a frat party and woke up with more clothes on.” - Amy.Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.” - Sheldon Cooper “I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea.Like me with you.” - Leonard (to Sheldon) “People get things they don’t deserve all the time.Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.” - Sheldon Cooper So, I will condemn you internally while maintaining an outward appearance of acceptance.” - Sheldon Cooper But I don’t want to stand in the way of your happiness. “I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: Aquaman sucks!” - Raj.Mostly because you’re a proven flight risk.” - Raj “I like you a lot and that’s scary for me.Is it maybe because like Sheldon’s work, your sex life is also theoretical?” - Bernadette That’s why we fight robots.” - Barry Kripke “We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls.I know the little cups make you feel big but it’s not worth it.” - Bernadette “I told you you shouldn’t have espresso after dinner.“Feelings? What am I? A hippy at a love-in?” - Sheldon Cooper.“I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.” - Raj.“I often forget other people have limitations.“We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.” - Leonard.I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.” - Raj “Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme.To this day, I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. It was my Uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. “I lost my virginity to my cousin, Jeanie.“The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.” - Sheldon Cooper.“You better find my husband’s mother, ’cause one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman.” - Bernadette.Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.” - Raj “If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s.And for those of you that were popular in high school, it’s over, sorry. ![]() When people finally do notice you, they’re gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. “My point is, while you’re spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you’re really doing is becoming interesting.“I am a horny engineer I never joke about math or sex.” - Howard Wolowitz.“As my mom used to say, ‘When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.’ She was full of fun lies like that.” - Amy Farrah Fowler.“I do wanna fling my poop at her.” - Penny.“I am the king of the nerds.” - Leonard.“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”- Sheldon Cooper.With their relatable rants and quick one-liners, The Big Bang Theory was filled with memorable quotes that will live on for eternity. The lovable geeks - and Penny - were not only super smart but also super hilarious. For twelve seasons, The Big Bang Theory entertained us with nerdy facts on space and Spock, renditions of Soft Kitty, “Bazinga,” and, of course, Sheldon Cooper.
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